10. No shoulder pads, they all have to wear a Jim Tressel sweater vest.
9. Florida gets to use one live Gator for one play each half.
8. Michael Richards gives motivational halftime speech.
7. Losing coach must return sunglasses to O.J. Simpson’s ex-wife.
6. Winning teams get White House invite, losing teams get drafted into service.
5. Dude who wins Dr. Pepper quarterback challenge gets to start for the Raiders.
4. Officiating crew from Oregon/Oklahoma game gets to officiate each contest.
3. Britney Spears designs undergarments for cheerleaders uniforms.
2. How about, you know, a playoff.
1. TV commentary team of Mike Tirico, Joe Theismann, and Danny DeVito.