Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Last and Ten Pet Peeves of NFL Kickers
10. Only friend is the punter.
9. Equipment manager hides your thermal boot in Green Bay.
8. Even the mascot gets more girls.
7. Miss one lousy 47-yard field goal, leave Buffalo as the biggest loser in club history.
6. Often mistaken for the ball boy.
5. Never included in "Hunks of the NFL" calendar.
4. No corner kicks allowed.
3. Coaches are afraid we'll pull a "Yepremian."
2. Nerdy facemasks
1. That Martin Gramatica makes us all look goofy.
9. Equipment manager hides your thermal boot in Green Bay.
8. Even the mascot gets more girls.
7. Miss one lousy 47-yard field goal, leave Buffalo as the biggest loser in club history.
6. Often mistaken for the ball boy.
5. Never included in "Hunks of the NFL" calendar.
4. No corner kicks allowed.
3. Coaches are afraid we'll pull a "Yepremian."
2. Nerdy facemasks
1. That Martin Gramatica makes us all look goofy.
Last and Ten Signs Jon Gruden is Loosening Up
10. Seen grinning during a David Letterman monologue.
9. Hit the snooze button one day when the alarm went off at 3:12 a.m.
8. Treats his staff to free Hooters wings every Friday.
7. Sees where Chucky and O.J. would get along.
6. Perpetual scowl downgraded to a grimmace.
5. Wants to be the new frontman for Van Halen after learning to play guitar.
4. Pilates, pilates, pilates.
3. Mashmellows in his 64 ounce coffee.
2. His kids are starting to recognize him.
1. Finally starting to see the humor in the "Tuck Rule."
9. Hit the snooze button one day when the alarm went off at 3:12 a.m.
8. Treats his staff to free Hooters wings every Friday.
7. Sees where Chucky and O.J. would get along.
6. Perpetual scowl downgraded to a grimmace.
5. Wants to be the new frontman for Van Halen after learning to play guitar.
4. Pilates, pilates, pilates.
3. Mashmellows in his 64 ounce coffee.
2. His kids are starting to recognize him.
1. Finally starting to see the humor in the "Tuck Rule."
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Terry Bradshaw and Joe Montana Demands
10. No Staubach (Joe meant Roger, Terry meant JoJo)
9. Orange tint in the lighting to accent Terry's bald head
8. A chance to jam with the Stones at halftime
7. A DirecTV hook-up from O.J.
6. A copy of Sunday's Grey's Anatomy they were sure to miss
5. Free divorce lawyers for future marriages
4. A bowl of M&Ms with the brown ones removed (C'mon, now that's funny)
3. Screenings of the Cannonball Run and Hooper during the commissioner's party
2. Somebody to finally rub out that damn Tom Brady
1. The correct spelling of "CAT."
9. Orange tint in the lighting to accent Terry's bald head
8. A chance to jam with the Stones at halftime
7. A DirecTV hook-up from O.J.
6. A copy of Sunday's Grey's Anatomy they were sure to miss
5. Free divorce lawyers for future marriages
4. A bowl of M&Ms with the brown ones removed (C'mon, now that's funny)
3. Screenings of the Cannonball Run and Hooper during the commissioner's party
2. Somebody to finally rub out that damn Tom Brady
1. The correct spelling of "CAT."
