10. I’m so glad I got rid of that choker’s label.

9. Wait until Tiger sees how I finish this thing out. He will be jealous.

8. Is anybody going to finish that burrito over there?

7. Is that O.J. over there?

6. Does anybody else find it disgusting how John Daly has let himself go?

5. I’m going to Disneyland, I’m going to Disneyland.

4. My pecs looked pumped, right?

3. There is no way I can lose. I’m playing this thing right handed.

2. No, I haven’t seen Tin Cup, why?

1. Hey Monty, want to shotgun a beer?