Monday, June 12, 2006


Last and Ten Shaq Excuses

10. What, like free throws are important?
9. The Mavs play defense now?
8. Wade can’t carry dead weight like Kobe.
7. Upset by 12th Anniversary of the O.J. murders.
6. No, MDE means Most Disappointing Ever!
5. Hands tired of pre-game ritual of writing “Kobe Sux” 1,000 times in myspace profile.
4. Wanted to get home in time for Entourage premier.
3. New all-bacon diet not working as anticipated.
2. Spent too much time reading script for Kazaam II.
1. He was Hasselhoffed!

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