Thursday, June 08, 2006

 

Last and Ten Things Kobe Will Be Doing Other Than Watching the NBA Finals

10. Helping Karl Malone hunt for “Little Mexican Girls.”
9. New tattoo of Superman S with line crossing it out.
8. Sudoku
7. Helping O.J. find the real killers.
6. Totally not shopping for a Father’s Day gift.
5. Getting pictures of the Jolie-Pitt baby.
4. Crying himself to sleeping wear a Shaq jersey, listening to that mix tape they made together.
3. Writing Shaq SUX 1,000 times on his Myspace profile.
2. Scientology meeting.
1. Jewelry shopping, you know, just in case.

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