10. Cast for Showgirls 2

9. Deckhands for the next Vikings boat cruise

8. Weighing options between Penthouse and Penthouse magazine pictorials

7. Helping OJ search for the real killers in bathrooms all over Florida

6. Pitching new television show, "Desperate Cheerleaders."

5. Starting back-court for any WNBA team.

4. Will battle the Coors Light twins as the Schaeffer Light twins.

3. Bathroom attendants at the Bearded Lady Nigh Club and Bagel Emporium.

2. Fighting over who becomes Tom Brady's next "girl friend."

1. Incubators for David Crosby

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