10. Playing Madden on rookie level; Not using the Birds.
9. Hanging out at the track with Paul Lo Duca.
8. Helping pal Carson Palmer bail all of his teammates out of jail.
7. Helping O.J. search for the real killers.
6. Camping out for the premier of Snakes on a Plane.
5. Designated driver for pals David Hasselhoff and Mel Gibson.
4. Attending Pamela and Kid Rock's wedding.
3. Advising pal Nick Lachey as he holds out for more money in his divorce proceedings.
2. Putting his ballroom dancing class to use on Dancing with the Stars 3.
1. Well, he's not doing Paris Hilton.