Thursday, August 31, 2006

 

Last and Ten Terrell Owens and Matt Leinart excuses

10. Have you seen Bill Parcells in short-shorts? You’d sleep in too.
9. I'm a Trojan, I don't wear one.
8. Taking practice advice from Allen Iverson, not a good idea.
7. O.J. will be helping me find the real father.
6. Don't need to practice running after Drew Bledsoe's overthrows.
5. Taking fatherhood advice from Shawn Kemp, not a good idea.
4. Somebody had put a padlock on my exercise bike.
3.It could have been worse, it could have been Brenda Warner
2. Harassing prank calls from Donovan McNabb kept me up all night.
1. Who knew that being late was such a bad thing.

Rejected:
Gives new meaning to the term, "Ballroom Dancing."
Is it an NCAA violation if Leinart's dad pays for the whole thing?
Don't need to practice, I get in plenty of work in my driveway.
Paul Lo Duca bet me that I wouldn't come in late/get Brynn pregnant.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

 

Last and Ten Things Matt Leinart is doing during his holdout

10. Playing Madden on rookie level; Not using the Birds.
9. Hanging out at the track with Paul Lo Duca.
8. Helping pal Carson Palmer bail all of his teammates out of jail.
7. Helping O.J. search for the real killers.
6. Camping out for the premier of Snakes on a Plane.
5. Designated driver for pals David Hasselhoff and Mel Gibson.
4. Attending Pamela and Kid Rock's wedding.
3. Advising pal Nick Lachey as he holds out for more money in his divorce proceedings.
2. Putting his ballroom dancing class to use on Dancing with the Stars 3.
1. Well, he's not doing Paris Hilton.

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