Monday, November 06, 2006


Last and Ten Rejected Titles of T.O.’s New Line of Children’s Books:

10. Are You There T.O.? It’s Me, Donovan.
9. Pointing Fingers: It is Never Your Fault.
8. Tales of a Fourth-Quarter Nothing.
7. Ronny Returns Some Sunglasses.
6. Mommy, is the Quarterback Gay?
5. Bicurious Jeff
4. How Many of Mommy’s Pills Can I Fit In My Mouth?
3. There’s a Rocket In My Pocket. (Oops, that was a rejected Mark Foley employee handbook title)
2. Who’s Pulling the Trigger? How To Ruin a Suicide.
1. T.O. Hears a Boo.


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