10. No Staubach (Joe meant Roger, Terry meant JoJo)
9. Orange tint in the lighting to accent Terry's bald head
8. A chance to jam with the Stones at halftime
7. A DirecTV hook-up from O.J.
6. A copy of Sunday's Grey's Anatomy they were sure to miss
5. Free divorce lawyers for future marriages
4. A bowl of M&Ms with the brown ones removed (C'mon, now that's funny)
3. Screenings of the Cannonball Run and Hooper during the commissioner's party
2. Somebody to finally rub out that damn Tom Brady
1. The correct spelling of "CAT."