10. I’m so glad I got rid of that choker’s label.

9. Wait until Tiger sees how I finish this thing out. He will be jealous.

8. Is anybody going to finish that burrito over there?

7. Is that O.J. over there?

6. Does anybody else find it disgusting how John Daly has let himself go?

5. I’m going to Disneyland, I’m going to Disneyland.

4. My pecs looked pumped, right?

3. There is no way I can lose. I’m playing this thing right handed.

2. No, I haven’t seen Tin Cup, why?

1. Hey Monty, want to shotgun a beer?

10. What, like free throws are important?
9. The Mavs play defense now?
8. Wade can’t carry dead weight like Kobe.
7. Upset by 12th Anniversary of the O.J. murders.
6. No, MDE means Most Disappointing Ever!
5. Hands tired of pre-game ritual of writing “Kobe Sux” 1,000 times in myspace profile.
4. Wanted to get home in time for Entourage premier.
3. New all-bacon diet not working as anticipated.
2. Spent too much time reading script for Kazaam II.
1. He was Hasselhoffed!

10. Helping Karl Malone hunt for “Little Mexican Girls.”
9. New tattoo of Superman S with line crossing it out.
8. Sudoku
7. Helping O.J. find the real killers.
6. Totally not shopping for a Father’s Day gift.
5. Getting pictures of the Jolie-Pitt baby.
4. Crying himself to sleeping wear a Shaq jersey, listening to that mix tape they made together.
3. Writing Shaq SUX 1,000 times on his Myspace profile.
2. Scientology meeting.
1. Jewelry shopping, you know, just in case.