Friday, April 14, 2006

 

Last and Ten Cool Things About Being the K.C. Royals

10. No delusions of grandeur.
9. Can still dream that a drunken Hal McRae will stop by and have another nervous breakdown in the clubouse.
8. Empty seats can’t boo.
7. O.J. never bugs us for tickets
6. That water fall in the outfield is kind of cool.
5. George Brett gets us a killer deal on Preparation H.
4. Wait, we have a team?
3. Bat boy takes left field, he's still better than Soriano.
2. Spent $1 billion less on salaries, still have as many championship rings as A-Rod.
1. No Anna Benson.

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